How many times have you been pulled over?

Three times.

Two of em tho weren't my fault. One I was driving home to NY from Maryland and I was on some toll road. First time ever going to MD, so on my way back I didn't know but one of those roads turned from a 50 to 30 out of nowhere with no sign, and there was a cop waiting right there as a speed trap.

Another time, it was late at night I was driving in an area of downtown where it's all one way streets. I saw a single car parked on the street I was going to turn onto, so I thought that was the direction of traffic, there was no sign indicating which direction traffic moved. I make the turn, and at the end of the block there are two cop cars sitting there facing me blocking traffic. It was total trap, they must have parked a pedestrian car in the OPPOSITE direction of traffic, to trick people into going the wrong way on a one way. Completely messed up.