Would you go on vacation in "Amish Country?"

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Pros:
-Cheap, quality produce
-Cheap, quality milk
-the best cookies and cream ice cream in the world
-Amish boys have guaranteed jobs
-many are volunteer firemen, and good for it because they're strong and at peace with risk of death

Cons:
-dangerous road hazard
-slow down traffic
-attracts tourists which slow down traffic
-never tip, because the bible tells you to be frugal
-abuse animals
-run disgusting puppy mills
-oppress and abuse women
-make children perform dangerous labor
-frequent child mortality
-only get educated up until 8th grade, and that's not up to standards
-dominate certain industries like construction, and lay off virtually all non Amish workers during the winter
-buy all the liquor licenses for the area, but don't use any, just to prevent other people from having them
-make it difficult for women (or boys) to leave and seek a better life, due to shallow education and shunning
-it literally smells like shit about 70% of the time, because they spread manure several times during different seasons
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