What fictional genre settinf would you prefer to live in?

Medieval Fantasy - Slay a dragon, die of the plague
Crime/Thriller Noir - Everything is black and white and wearing fedoras
Steampunk - Everything is unnecessarily primitive and pretentious.
Cyberpunk - Eveything is unnecessarily complicated and pretentious
SciFi - In the distant future you can travel space, but aliens complain about modern social issues
Dystopia - Pretty much real life but your'e a spunky teenage girl with a bow
Japanese Light Novel - Everyone loves you but you must bang your sister