I bought three cases (8 cans each) of gochujang Spam from Costco. I bought the first one to try it, and I really liked it, then I bought two more because it went on clearance for an absurdly low price and Costco will probably never carry it again and I've never seen it anywhere else before.
Before anyone says, "Eww, Spam," it's really good if you fry it.
Minutus cantorum, minutus balorum,
Minutus carborata descendum pantorum.