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Bruh don't make the basement joke. I don't know anything about the Alamo, but if I do know one thing it's that people pretty universally hate it when someone makes a joke they've heard a million times before. You don't wanna be "that guy"
Sorry that is all the advice I can give here
Edit: Yes I know this is not actually a big deal. I was gonna delete the post in shame but might as well leave it
I've been twice. First was for a work trip that I didn't want to go on. Hotel was nice and they took us to the Alamo and river walk on evening. Second time I went for Six Flags to ride the Wonder Woman roller coaster.