does anyone here even like red velvet cake?

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Nobody I know likes it
Yeah. Its okay.
Red velvet is just vanilla, chocolate, and a whole bunch of red40 mixed together.
I can taste red dyes and they are ghastly, so no, no red velvet for me.

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I like blue velvet cake because I'm one suave fucker
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Been a long time, at least. Not a big cake person in the first place, sorry GLaDOS.
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Its cool w ice cream
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Depends on the red velvet cake in question. White cake that's just been pumped full of red food colouring because some dude had a bunch of extra dye to sell? That's nasty. Cake that's been softened using cocoa and turns a nice reddish-brown colour because of the interaction between the cocoa and various acid ingredients? That's pretty nice.
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I had a California Pizza Kitchen on my college campus that had red velvet cake as a dessert and it was super tasty. It gave me wicked diarrhea but it was worth it
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I prefer black velvet:

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I love it, though mostly for the frosting. If it doesn't have that super thick cream cheese frosting, it's just chocolate cake.

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It's one of the best cakes.
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Red velvet cake is my preferred choice for every birthday. I adore red velvet cake.
I do as long as it's not made with Cream cheese filling, that shit is gross.
I love it
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Cruddy_horse posted...
I do as long as it's not made with Cream cheese filling, that shit is gross.
Filling? Yeah, that's nasty. Cream cheese frosting is superior to buttercream in every way imo. But I certainly wouldn't want it inside a cake.
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any and all frosting is gross

just give me a plain unfrosted piece of cake
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ConfusedTorchic posted...
any and all frosting is gross

just give me a plain unfrosted piece of cake

Yeah actually this.
Buttercream frosting is fine as long as it's thin and fresh. It helps a lot if they use Swiss buttercream: it's more intensive to make but significantly less sweet. Cheap cakes mostly use American buttercream that tends to be really sweet.
Cream cheese frosting is total garbage.
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I have no particular like or dislike of it. As with chocolate cake, the flavor of the frosting often masks the flavor of the cake.
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Kallainanna posted...
Buttercream frosting is fine as long as it's thin and fresh. It helps a lot if they use Swiss buttercream: it's more intensive to make but significantly less sweet. Cheap cakes mostly use American buttercream that tends to be really sweet.
Cream cheese frosting is total garbage.

I should really try making Swiss butter cream again. I've only tried it twice, and the first time didn't turn out well for reasons I don't remember, and the second I gave up on the meringue before it got all the way up to temp because the consistency made me concerned that I was overcooking it. Italian is my usual go-to when I'm feeling like an upgrade over American. I do love me some Italian butter cream, and I seem to have a knack for it. The one time I did French also turned out really well for most of the same reasons, but the sheer number of yolks it takes make it a less practical option than Italian and it's better suited to fillings than frosting anyway.
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what even is red velvet...
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Lokarin posted...
what even is red velvet...

Flappers posted...
Red velvet is just vanilla, chocolate, and a whole bunch of red40 mixed together.
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dj1200 posted...
Its cool w ice cream

Ice cream amplifies every single cake.
Getting too damn old for this crap!
Lokarin posted...
what even is red velvet...

adjl posted...
Cake that's been softened using cocoa and turns a nice reddish-brown colour because of the interaction between the cocoa and various acid ingredients

^ this is the correct answer
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Far-Queue posted...
^ this is the correct answer
Although I was surprised to see the original recipes from both the Waldorf Astoria and Eatons did include red food coloring.
adjl posted...
I should really try making Swiss butter cream again. I've only tried it twice, and the first time didn't turn out well for reasons I don't remember, and the second I gave up on the meringue before it got all the way up to temp because the consistency made me concerned that I was overcooking it. Italian is my usual go-to when I'm feeling like an upgrade over American. I do love me some Italian butter cream, and I seem to have a knack for it. The one time I did French also turned out really well for most of the same reasons, but the sheer number of yolks it takes make it a less practical option than Italian and it's better suited to fillings than frosting anyway.
I only know Swiss buttercream exists because I worked in the Bakery department at Whole Foods and they used to use it - and one of the actual cake decorators told me, I didn't make a single cake while there. They switched to American buttercream to cut costs LOL - not as good, but theirs at least isn't terrible.
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Far-Queue posted...
^ this is the correct answer
Woah, that's cool, I didn't know that. Now I'm on the quest to find a legit red velvet recipe so I can bake one myself.
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I love red velvet cake. But I HATE cream cheese icing....

And I think it is the weirdest thing ever that society decided that you can ONLY make red velvet with cream cheese icing.

I once made red velvet cupcakes with CHOCOLATE icing and brought them into work as a random treat (very common practice amongst my peers).

A few of them had full-blown nervous breakdowns.

Apparently you arent allowed to do that.

It HAS to be cream cheese icing or you are ripping a hole in the fabric of the universe.
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Far-Queue posted...
^ this is the correct answer

There are a few different right answers. It's a name that's been applied to several different styles of cake. The older definition of "velvet cake" just referred to cutting the flour in the cake with some sort of non-glutinous dry ingredient to give it a softer texture because you end up with less gluten structure. This can be cocoa, corn/rice/potato starch, or a couple other options. Adding extra acid (like from buttermilk) also softens the gluten, and in the case of cocoa, you end up with a reddish colour.

On top of that, though, there was the WWI/depression-era practice of using beetroot to make cakes instead of milk, due to rationing concerns, and that created red-coloured cakes outside of the burgundy colour acidified cocoa would give you. When food dyes became more commonplace later in the 20th century, that pushed the concept toward stronger and stronger reds, until eventually getting to the dye-inundated monstrosity that most people think of now.

It's not wrong to call a basic white pound cake with a quarter cup of red #40 added "red velvet," but the term can be a bit confusing because of how many different things it's meant over the years.

Kallainanna posted...
I only know Swiss buttercream exists because I worked in the Bakery department at Whole Foods and they used to use it - and one of the actual cake decorators told me, I didn't make a single cake while there. They switched to American buttercream to cut costs LOL - not as good, but theirs at least isn't terrible.

American butter cream is definitely cheaper, since it doesn't rely on eggs and is much less labour-intensive. Swiss requires you to make a Swiss meringue, which means beating egg whites and sugar together in a double boiler until it's whipped up and reaches ~80C (I forget the exact temp), then beating the butter into that. It's stiffer and more temperature-stable than American, and isn't as aggressively sweet because it doesn't rely on powdered sugar to dry it out and stiffen it. In a similar vein, Italian butter cream is made from an Italian meringue, which involves whipping egg whites while pouring in 240F sugar. Italian is very stiff and smooth, and my personal favourite. French is made like Italian, but with yolks instead of whites, and you end up with a very soft icing that's almost custardy, better for fillings than anything structural.

I don't mind American butter cream, especially if it's stiffened by whipping it properly and not just by dumping sugar in until it's thick enough, but pretty much every alternative is an upgrade. Making any butter cream with shortening to cut costs, however, is a travesty.
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