Do you push or pull a Toblerone bar when eating it?

I'm biting that shit off and you ain't gonna stop me.

Never had one

thats rich people candy

This.

Lol. How much do they cost where you are?

Idk Ive never bought one but I just always saw them as a kid and was like rich people candy for sure

If you can buy it in a Vietnamese Circle K (and you can), it isnt for rich people.

Look at that, Vietnamese Jesus just drippin swagoo

Never had one

PO is poor like me

not like the other rich people in this topic

Doesn't matter HOW expensive they are, they're significantly (or were) more expensive than your basic M&Ms or Hershey Bars, aren't they? Aside from that, they do give off an image of higher quality, thus higher price.

I doubt their super expensive, but if you're getting candy from a gas station, why spend more than you need to?

Doesn't matter HOW expensive they are, they're significantly (or were) more expensive than your basic M&Ms or Hershey Bars, aren't they? Aside from that, they do give off an image of higher quality, thus higher price.

I doubt their super expensive, but if you're getting candy from a gas station, why spend more than you need to?

They are more expensive than things than things that arent chocolate, on account of being chocolate, yes.

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Well not all of us were born with a chocolate spoon in our mouth like you

*fixes monocle*

oh, you call that chocolate?

Yeah well not all of us come from el dorado

I'm biting that shit off and you ain't gonna stop me.

...that sucker SHRANK, ain't worth it.

Oh shit he blocked me

Oh shit he blocked me

I just hate how you have to get somebody in a suit to come unlock the container holding the toblerone

He's a little baby who blocks everyone, @MICHALECOLE .
(and I say that as a little baby who blocks everyone, so I should know)

Oh God, this just reminded me of an old stand up comedy bit. Might be from the late 80s/early 90s. Might even be Seinfeld, from his HBO stand up special before he had his sitcom.

I only remember part of it so there's no way I can do it justice (or even look on YouTube to try and find a clip of it), but it has to do with making fun of how much snacks cost at the movie theater, how they keep them behind glass like it's a jewelry store, and it leads into a joke about the cashier bringing you a little velvet pillow with a single Milk Dud on it.

He hasn't blocked me yet, I feel attacked.

In other words, when holding the bar do you push or pull the bar to break it into individual pieces?

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Oh God, this just reminded me of an old stand up comedy bit. Might be from the late 80s/early 90s. Might even be Seinfeld, from his HBO stand up special before he had his sitcom.

I only remember part of it so there's no way I can do it justice (or even look on YouTube to try and find a clip of it), but it has to do with making fun of how much snacks cost at the movie theater, how they keep them behind glass like it's a jewelry store, and it leads into a joke about the cashier bringing you a little velvet pillow with a single Milk Dud on it.

He hasn't blocked me yet, I feel attacked.

In fairness, where I come from, its sold as chocolate flavour candy bars because its not considered chocolate.

Idk Ive never bought one but I just always saw them as a kid and was like rich people candy for sure

You can get them at a dollar store.

It's worth noting that the recipes for candy bars can vary depending on where you are and the local regulations for what they're allowed to contain and be called. The Hershey bars you buy may not be the same product that others are talking about.

For how much?

So some explanation for the people who think any chocolate is chocolate and all chocolate is the same.

https://youtu.be/ndEnTvis78Q?t=844

I'd highly recommend watching the whole video. But really it's the conching process that makes or breaks chocolate. Sourcing the chocolate and fermenting it makes a difference. But we're talking about Hershey's here and why it isn't real chocolate or doesn't taste like real chocolate.

I could go on and on about cooca butter ratios and using real milk instead of milk products, but the reality is the conching process of chocolate is what ultimately creates the most bland flavor of chocolate that you get with Hersheys.

Hersheys is sourcing chocolate for a huge audience. And if you're going to do that you gotta have consistency. Making sure you have a quality product just isn't in the cards for Hershey's at this point. So the best they can do is create a consistent flavor everyone is familiar with and conch the shit out of their chocolate until you have bland ass chocolate.

I will say CHOCOLATE CAN TASTE FRUITY. You can have citrusy flavors in chocolate or flowery flavors this is a real thing, but you need good high quality chocolate that hasn't expired to experience that. Couverture Chocolate like Callebaut can give you access to flavors in chocolate that you never experienced if you always subsisted on Hersheys. Just wanna say that while Toblerone is good it's also low tier chocolate in my eyes. I mean hersheys is in trash tier, but you can be doing better with higher tier chocolates for a good price.

So find a chocolate brand that will go out of their way to source good beans ethically and ensure that the fermentation process goes right, and they conch the chocolate just right and allows it to speak for itself, instead of spamming a bunch of other bullshit to hide their bland flavors. Unfortunately that puts some chocolate bars at like 5+ dollars if you want access to real flavors but it is what you gotta pay. Hersheys has access to a lot of low quality cocoa beans that they can just conch the crap out of for a consistent flavor.

Oh and to be on topic, I pull out my toblerones, but I also buy the giga box from bj's or costco.

If it has a form of cacao seeds then by definition it's chocolate.