PotD User Battle: Quarter Finals

Poll of the Day

Zareth posted...
I thought it was pretty funny. I laughed so hard I thought my insides were gonna fall out!
Like when those troglodytes were enjoying a home-cooked meal and then the one turns to the other and says 'Does this taste funny to you?' I actually shit my sweatpants from laughing so hard.
What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.