Apparently Elon Musk cheats in video games

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like, he'll pay for advantages or hire better gamers to play for him so he has higher chances of winning
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I have no idea if this is supported by any evidence, but basically everything he has ever said or done makes it totally believable.
yeah, we know.

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rjsilverthorn posted...
I have no idea if this is supported by any evidence, but basically everything he has ever said or done makes it totally believable.

That's about my thoughts on the matter.
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rjsilverthorn posted...
I have no idea if this is supported by any evidence, but basically everything he has ever said or done makes it totally believable.
Yep.

My thoughts on him saying he got #1 on the Diablo ladder was he paid someone to boost him, or literally no-lifes that hard
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He doesn't really play anything, he just pays someone to do it for him and takes credit for it.
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he streamed his level 95 hardcore (meaning no deaths) character in poe2 the other day and it's extremely clear he does not know how to play the game on a basic level

there's no way he's top in any game
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The compiled evidence for Musky not knowing how to play his own character is very entertaining.

He's such a loser it's actually insane. If I suffered even 1/10th of the humiliation he's gone through I would disappear from the internet forever.
So I was standing still at a stationary store...
He strikes me as the type of guy who would pay someone to grind runes for them in Elden Ring despite the fact you could just cheat engine them in
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josh posted...
He's such a loser it's actually insane. If I suffered even 1/10th of the humiliation he's gone through I would disappear from the internet forever.
I think it's the combination of Narcissistic Personality Disorder and Autism Spectrum Disorder that makes him so oblivious to it. He has received everything on a silver platter since he was born. He didn't learn anything. He thinks he's a genius, but he's dumb. He thinks he's superior to everyone, but he's a man child. His money gave him a sense of superiority and was detrimental to his development. He didn't develop critical thought, and his money acted as a crutch. Normally, autistic people play life on hard mode. They have to work harder in order to function in society. He didn't have to work at all, so he didn't learn any of the social skills necessary to function. He wouldn't be able to survive without his money. I doubt he knows how to do simple things like cooking food and washing clothes.
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MICHALECOLE posted...
Elon musk eats farts
Jar of fart from streamer pororin
I made this topic right before going to bed........

I slept 20 hours!

Had an amazing long dream tho
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Lokarin posted...
Had an amazing long dream tho
was it

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Lokarin posted...
like, he'll pay for advantages or hire better gamers to play for him so he has higher chances of winning
This is such a grandma way of describing boosting. What do you even mean by "higher chances of winning" here? I don't know every game that Musk pays to have high level accounts in but as far as I know he's done it in Diablo 4 and Path of Exile 2, both of which are primarily PvE games that don't rely on chance to "win".
SomeUsername529 posted...
This is such a grandma way of describing boosting. What do you even mean by "higher chances of winning" here? I don't know every game that Musk pays to have high level accounts in but as far as I know he's done it in Diablo 4 and Path of Exile 2, both of which are primarily PvE games that don't rely on chance to "win".

well, here's the source:

https://fortune.com/2025/01/09/elon-musk-diablo-path-of-exile-loopholes-hiring-players-accusations/
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Lokarin posted...
well, here's the source:

https://fortune.com/2025/01/09/elon-musk-diablo-path-of-exile-loopholes-hiring-players-accusations/
Article is paywalled. Either way, unless there are stories of him griefing lowbies in PvP or something then this is just a bunch of nonsense. I guess people trying to legitimately get on top of the leaderboards are losing out a bit in some sense but still, this is a victimless crime aside from further showing what a dumbass Musk is.
SomeUsername529 posted...
PvE games that don't rely on chance to "win".

Nobody suggested that they rely on chance to win. It's an expression: Somebody who's missing the A button from their N64 controller has a much lower chance of beating Mario 64 than somebody who's got one. That's not because beating Mario 64 is chance-based, it's because having an A button makes the game much easier (arguably it's necessary for it to even be possible).

SomeUsername529 posted...
aside from further showing what a dumbass Musk is.

That is indeed the point. I don't think anyone's up in arms over him having advantages over other players in primarily PvE games (though if he's topping leaderboards, that's arguably more of an issue), they're just laughing at him for bragging about video game accomplishments that he bought.
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adjl posted...
Nobody suggested that they rely on chance to win. It's an expression: Somebody who's missing the A button from their N64 controller has a much lower chance of beating Mario 64 than somebody who's got one. That's not because beating Mario 64 is chance-based, it's because having an A button makes the game much easier (arguably it's necessary for it to even be possible).
Christ what an asinine comment.
pve games like diablo do partially rely on chance to win lmfao

go into a t4 with shit equipment, did you have the same chance to win than if you didn't have shit equipment?
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he doesn't even understand how lucky his gear is in poe2 when he goes to show it off, complaining it's just level 61 (that's the equip requirement, which has nothing to do with how good the gear is)

it's legitimately cringeworthy and he deserves to be mocked if he's gonna boast about it. it's just a comically blatant example of how he's lived his entire life taking credit for other people
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ConfusedTorchic posted...
pve games like diablo do partially rely on chance to win lmfao

go into a t4 with shit equipment, did you have the same chance to win than if you didn't have shit equipment?
Was there some secret meeting to plan this moronic skit or something? You people are on gamefaqs. Pretending like you don't understand what the words "win" and "chance" mean in videogames isn't fooling anyone. Doing shit underleveled (gear or stat-wise) isn't chance. People over 5 years old don't say "win" to describe beating single player games
SomeUsername529 posted...
Was there some secret meeting to plan this moronic skit or something? You people are on gamefaqs. Pretending like you don't understand what the words "win" and "chance" mean in videogames isn't fooling anyone. Doing shit underleveled (gear or stat-wise) isn't chance. People over 5 years old don't say "win" to describe beating single player games

And people don't get up in arms over using "winning" and "beating the game" interchangeably unless they're trying a little too hard to avoid addressing the actual point at hand (such as accusing a single-player game of being "pay to win"). We're all here to laugh at Musk for paying people to make his games easier for him so he can pretend to be special. The semantics of the term "win" and the chances thereof aren't particularly relevant to that.
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SomeUsername529 posted...
single player games
you know he's in a trade league and this is absolutely a team effort right

actually have you played poe at all
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agesboy posted...
he streamed his level 95 hardcore (meaning no deaths) character in poe2 the other day and it's extremely clear he does not know how to play the game on a basic level

there's no way he's top in any game

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SomeUsername529 posted...
Article is paywalled. Either way, unless there are stories of him griefing lowbies in PvP or something then this is just a bunch of nonsense. I guess people trying to legitimately get on top of the leaderboards are losing out a bit in some sense but still, this is a victimless crime aside from further showing what a dumbass Musk is.
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