You ever know someone who speaks English as a second language

Poll of the Day

My German teacher once said that she new an exchange student who was trying to explain how someone came to her house and knocked on her door to check on her.

"Yeah, he came to my door and knocked me up"

Glob posted...
Another exchange I feel the need to share:

Wife: Whats the name of that film? The one with the diner song?

Me: What? I dont know.

Wife: Yes you do. Its got all the diner songs on the island and they turn naughty.

Me: Wait a minute, are you talking about Jurassic

Wife: Dramatic Park!

Diner Song? Was she trying to say Dinosaur?

That girl I used to date, one time she was trying to tell me about a game she used to play as a kid on Gameboy, the Goat Butter Game. It took me a couple tries to realize she was saying Ghostbusters.