"In honor of this holy season," St. Peter says, "to get into heaven, you must each possess something that symbolizes Christmas."
The first man pulls a lighter from his pocket and flicks it on. "This flame represents a candle," he says.
"You may pass through the pearly gates", says St. Peter.
The second man reaches into his pocket and pulls out a set of keys. Shaking them, he says, "These are bells."
"You may enter."
The third pulls out a pair of panties. St. Peter, confused, asks, "What do these have to do with Christmas?"
The man replies, "They're Carol's!"
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