There is this clown/mime girl that hangs out in front of the barcade I go to and if you tip her she steps down from her thing and gives you a rose, and I always do it, and then one time I saw her going in but was going to tip her on my way out and by the time I left drunk as fuck she was gone, and so I went on the subreddit for the city and was like to the beautiful mime lady Im sorry I didnt tip you today you were gone by the time I left and somebody replied with her Venmo and I sent her $50
all while completely wasted
woke up the next day like why are you the way you are
I bet she got that Venmo and was like what the fuck