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Poll of the Day » So you're abducted by aliens and they bring you back to their home planet,
MICHALECOLE
11/20/2024
01:48 AM
#1
Would you rather be in their zoo or their circus
Muscles
11/20/2024
02:15 AM
#3
Zoo, either way you are a spectacle but at least I don't have to preform in a zoo
Muscles
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Lokarin
11/20/2024
06:48 AM
#4
I'm imagining the Pandas in captivity dynamic, since they don't breed.

Can you imagine an alien dressing up as "a human" and just grinding on you to try and get you to breed?
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captpackrat
11/20/2024
07:27 AM
#5
Lokarin posted...
I'm imagining the Pandas in captivity dynamic, since they don't breed.

Can you imagine an alien dressing up as "a human" and just grinding on you to try and get you to breed?
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OneEyedShinobi
11/20/2024
08:06 AM
#6
Why would they want a space ninja anyway?
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Far-Queue
11/20/2024
08:26 AM
#7
G. In their deli.
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Goen
11/20/2024
09:18 AM
#8
Circus

Give me a stage, not a prison
Sarcasthma
11/20/2024
09:20 AM
#9
Goen posted...
Circus

Give me a stage, not a prison
Oh, you'd definitely still be getting a prison.
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KJ_StErOiDs
11/20/2024
09:45 AM
#10
Zoo, since itd have the greatest likelihood of me remaining in my natural habitat.
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SinisterSlay
11/20/2024
09:52 AM
#11
I guess Zoo since I'm not very healthy. In a circus they'd probably put me down.

But also a Zoo sounds really boring. Can I at least have a mate?
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reason
11/20/2024
10:14 AM
#12
Zoo,..as George Costanza perfectly put it: "I'd rather be in their zoo. Maybe they'd put a girl in there with me to try and get us to mate?"
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ParanoidObsessive
11/20/2024
10:36 AM
#13
Lokarin posted...
Can you imagine an alien dressing up as "a human" and just grinding on you to try and get you to breed?

I've seen videos like that.
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MICHALECOLE
11/20/2024
11:48 AM
#14
reason posted...
Zoo,..as George Costanza perfectly put it: "I'd rather be in their zoo. Maybe they'd put a girl in there with me to try and get us to mate?"
Yessss this was the episode I was watching when I made this topic
Damn_Underscore
11/20/2024
01:50 PM
#15
so dis is hposting after all
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VioletZer0
11/20/2024
01:59 PM
#16
Zoo is the obvious choice here but circus might not be as bad as it seems because for circus, you have a specific purpose intended for you by the aliens and that purpose is observed by alien civilians who have an interest in you doing a specific thing.

In a zoo, your only purpose is just to be there which opens up the possibility of being experimented on behind closed doors with like drugs and operations. If you are experimented on in a circus then that poses a risk to their investment.

The abuse that circus animals experience is legendary, but that kind of abuse is preferable to experimentation.
Far-Queue
11/20/2024
02:40 PM
#17
Lokarin posted...
Can you imagine an alien dressing up as "a human" and just grinding on you to try and get you to breed?
G. In their brothel.
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Tulips on your organ.
ParanoidObsessive
11/20/2024
02:58 PM
#18
VioletZer0 posted...
Zoo is the obvious choice here but circus might not be as bad as it seems because for circus, you have a specific purpose intended for you by the aliens and that purpose is observed by alien civilians who have an interest in you doing a specific thing.

In a zoo, your only purpose is just to be there which opens up the possibility of being experimented on behind closed doors with like drugs and operations. If you are experimented on in a circus then that poses a risk to their investment.

The abuse that circus animals experience is legendary, but that kind of abuse is preferable to experimentation.

Realistically, if they want to experiment on you, they're not going to put you in a zoo and then experiment on you part-time. They'll just keep you in their lab 100% of the time where they can keep better tabs on you and control for variables.

Zoos are more for showing off exotic specimens, not for experimenting on them.

Plus, as you pointed out, in a circus you're potentially opened up to abuse. On top of which, if the "purpose" they've given you as part of the performance is dangerous, you could wind up getting injured or killed while doing your task even without any extra abuse heaped on.
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VioletZer0
11/20/2024
03:06 PM
#19
ParanoidObsessive posted...
Realistically, if they want to experiment on you, they're not going to put you in a zoo and then experiment on you part-time. They'll just keep you in their lab 100% of the time where they can keep better tabs on you and control for variables.

Zoos are more for showing off exotic specimens, not for experimenting on them.

Plus, as you pointed out, in a circus you're potentially opened up to abuse. On top of which, if the "purpose" they've given you as part of the performance is dangerous, you could wind up getting injured or killed while doing your task even without any extra abuse heaped on.

Evil science does require adequate funding and putting you in a zoo part time can help pay the bills.
VampireCoyote
11/20/2024
05:34 PM
#20
Circus Im so ready
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Olld-Onne
11/20/2024
07:32 PM
#21
Muscles posted...
Zoo, either way you are a spectacle but at least I don't have to preform in a zoo
But you're called muscles ~ confused alien
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Muscles
11/20/2024
11:14 PM
#22
Olld-Onne posted...
But you're called muscles ~ confused alien
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Muscles
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Bugmeat
11/24/2024
04:40 PM
#23
Put me in the zoo. I'll spread my cheeks and mash my b-hole against the glass for all of the cameras.

It's not a war crime the first time.
wwinterj25
11/24/2024
06:09 PM
#24
Muscles posted...
Zoo, either way you are a spectacle but at least I don't have to preform in a zoo

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MICHALECOLE
11/24/2024
06:15 PM
#25
Bugmeat posted...
Put me in the zoo. I'll spread my cheeks and mash my b-hole against the glass for all of the cameras.
You do that already though
Bugmeat
11/25/2024
12:08 AM
#26
MICHALECOLE posted...
You do that already though

Yeah, but this way I'd stop getting in trouble for it.

It's not a war crime the first time.
Nade_Duck
11/25/2024
12:12 AM
#27
either way a whole lot of people are gonna see me masturbate.
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GGuirao13
11/27/2024
01:47 AM
#28
Muscles posted...
Zoo. Either way you are a spectacle, but at least I don't have to perform in a zoo.

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