Do you like monkeys and non-human apes?

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Poll of the Day » Do you like monkeys and non-human apes?
I think they're cool, and I even let a monkey in a cage hold my finger, but I've also heard horror stories about monkeys and non-human apes...so I don't know exactly how to feel about them....
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I wouldn't ever want to meet one in real life but hell yea I love them.

Especially gibbons.
VioletZer0 posted...
I wouldn't ever want to meet one in real life but hell yea I love them.

Especially gibbons.

Gotta look up gibbons soon!
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I just watched that new Orangutan documentary on Netflix

It's good!
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Orangutans are great
What would Bligh do?
Have you ever rode a monkey or non-human ape?

Do you know how to ride a monkey or non-human ape?

Have you ever rode another kind of animal (such as a human ape?)
Never be afraid to show your emotions, even if they're fake.
Lemurs are cool.

Chimps are satan.
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Zareth posted...
Orangutans are great

this
On a hot summer night, would you offer your throat to the wolf with the red roses?
I bet you say that to all the boys...
They are intelligent enough that they should probably have more rights than they do. But it is a bit hypocritical to say that about apes but ignore how smart cows and pigs can be.
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Pygmy Marmosets. Lemurs, though not a type of monkey/ape, are also cool primates.
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slacker03150 posted...
They are intelligent enough that they should probably have more rights than they do. But it is a bit hypocritical to say that about apes but ignore how smart cows and pigs can be.
They're probably intelligent enough to be jailed when they commit assault or bank fraud
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PikachuMaxwell posted...
I think they're cool, and I even let a monkey in a cage hold my finger, but I've also heard horror stories about monkeys and non-human apes...so I don't know exactly how to feel about them....

That's like saying "do u liek non-dog wolves"
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If you made a tier list that included humans where would they be on the list
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BlazeAndBlade posted...
If you made a tier list that included humans where would they be on the list

below cats
On a hot summer night, would you offer your throat to the wolf with the red roses?
I bet you say that to all the boys...
BlazeAndBlade posted...
If you made a tier list that included humans where would they be on the list
No place. Humans suck.
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Damn_Underscore posted...
below cats

That low, huh?
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Hmm, yes, though I find chimps rather unsettling. They're extremely violent- not just violent, but sadistic, like humans can be. Gorillas, you have to be careful with as well, but not nearly as much as chimps so long as you follow most basic rules, you *should* be okay.

When my mother's father was stationed in Thailand (this would have been like 50+ years ago), they had a pet monkey. I don't remember what kind of monkey he was, though. Rhesus, maybe? What on earth they were doing with a pet monkey, I have no idea; my family is usually pretty good about animal rights (we have multiple animal rehab folk in the family), so maybe he couldn't be released or something. My mom's younger brother taught him to do backflips off of an elevated surface.

Monkeys in general are a very complex and diverse clade, so it's fine to feel different about individual species- heck, even individual members of individual species. I'm no fan of silverback gorillas, I hate to say. They are fascinating but terrifying, they frighten me more than sharks, gators, etc, but fortunately you are VERY unlikely to run into one and I think most people know what to do and not do around them. I think they just trigger an uncanny valley feeling in me on top of everything else.

On the other hand... there's this little guy:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Golden_lion_tamarin
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vG8kx5moTqg
And the littlest guy:
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/p5uRpJpmTOA

ParanoidObsessive posted...
That low, huh?
What are you talking about? Cats are closer to the gods than us and they know it, lol. Well... some of them know it. XD
Hi
Hard times create strong monkeys
So I was standing still at a stationary store...
josh posted...
Hard times create strong monkeys
Nah, they usually just end up dead or traumatized, and being traumatized does not make you strong, lol.
Hi
Weak monkeys create hard times
So I was standing still at a stationary store...
I love monkeys
Apes. Together. Strong.
What would Bligh do?
Bonobos are cool as heck
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Metalsonic66 posted...
Bonobos are cool as heck
And chill
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josh posted...
Weak monkeys create hard times
Hard times create hard monkeys which make some humans weak
Never be afraid to show your emotions, even if they're fake.
The smaller monkeys can steal from me, and the larger ones could rip me into two effortlessly. Easy no.

PikachuMaxwell posted...
but I've also heard horror stories about monkeys and non-human apes

Yeah. Some of them are known to go for a man's "avocados" in a fight. We joke about squirrels biting us down there, but apes and monkeys come in for the low blow.
Roachmeat posted...
The smaller monkeys can steal from me, and the larger ones could rip me into two effortlessly. Easy no.
Only Chimps would. Chimps are a nightmare.

Gorrillas are peaceful unless you try to intimate them. 'Tangs as well.
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I like them. I like animals in the first place.
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Not particularly.
I'm just a girl who loves games
OneEyedShinobi posted...
'Tangs as well.
Orangutans go beyond peaceful. Some of them will even go out of their way to try and help humans. There have been cases of people working in rivers having orangutans come up to them with sticks to try and help them out of the water.
What would Bligh do?
gorillas are pretty fuckin cool

chill as hell until they decide to beat your ass
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agesboy posted...
gorillas are pretty fuckin cool

chill as hell until they decide to beat your ass
Only if you provoke them or make eye contact.
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Zareth posted...
Orangutans go beyond peaceful. Some of them will even go out of their way to try and help humans. There have been cases of people working in rivers having orangutans come up to them with sticks to try and help them out of the water.
They are real bros. King Louie best monkee
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OneEyedShinobi posted...
Only if you provoke them or make eye contact.
i think making eye contact is pretty low on the beat someone's ass bar
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raytan and Kana are on opposite ends of the Awesome Spectrum.
Unless you're making prolonged eye contact and bearing your teeth at them the gorilla probably doesn't care.
What would Bligh do?
Zareth posted...
Unless you're making prolonged eye contact and bearing your teeth at them the gorilla probably doesn't care.
Pretty much.

Most people here really don't know animals well. I remember a topic about Snakes and Lions and Snakes rarely eat people. Same with sharks. They test bite people.
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I think it is pretty awful what we're doing to gorillas, orangutans, chimps, and bonobos. They are incredibly smart, maybe like early humans, and we still cage them, or do worse, like make bushmeat out of them.
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Or worse, chop down their homes
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OneEyedShinobi posted...
And chill
and down to fuck
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Nade_Duck posted...
and down to fuck
*Side eye*
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