Hey PikachuMaxwell, I got some McDonald's for you.
I was hoping we could talk for a bit. I just want to tell you that those racist jokes you said to my family the other day really hurt them. I know we like to kid around as friends and shit-talk one another, but you have to realize that that's not the kind of relationship you have with my parents, and they thought you were being serious with those things you said. We can still hang out, but it'd probably be best if we just stick with going to your house from now on.
Anyways, hope you enjoy your Big Mac.
What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.