A long time ago Costco used to carry Kirkland/Martha Stewart chicken slab pies. These were kind of like a pot pie crossed with a Hot Pocket. They were REALLY good, but they were a whopping 1100 calories and 98% of your daily allowance of fat. I guess that's what happens when the second ingredient is butter.
And then like all good things that Costco sells, they abruptly stopped carrying it. And now I can't find any evidence anywhere on the Internet that they ever existed, other than a mention on my LiveJournal (that's how long ago it was!)
Minutus cantorum, minutus balorum,
Minutus carborata descendum pantorum.