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Bart : Aw, come on, Dad, this could be the miracle that saves the Simpsons' Christmas. If TV has taught me anything, it's that miracles always happen to poor kids at Christmas. It happened to Tiny Tim, it happened to Charlie Brown, it happened to The Smurfs, and it's gonna happen to us!
Homer : Oh, all right. Who's Tiny Tim?

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What is your fascination with my forbidden closet of mystery?
What would Bligh do?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qGK1W4ByQ98
Minutus cantorum, minutus balorum,
Minutus carborata descendum pantorum.
Bart : My turn. "Kwyjibo". (places his tiles) K-W-Y-J-I-B-O. Twenty-two points, plus triple-word-score, plus fifty points for using all my letters. Game's over, I'm out of here-
Homer : (grabs Bart with his left hand, holding a banana in his right) Wait a minute, you little cheater! You're not going anywhere until you tell me what a kwyjibo is.
Bart : Kwyjibo. (observing Homer) Uh... a big, dumb, balding North American ape. With no chin.
Marge : (playing along) And a short temper.
Homer : I'll show you a big, dumb, balding ape!
Bart : (as Homer chases him away) Uh-oh. Kwyjibo on the loose!
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XeTu66b5tbo
Minutus cantorum, minutus balorum,
Minutus carborata descendum pantorum.
Marge: Ooh look, Homer. The IRS!
Homer: BOOOOOOOOOO!!
IRS agent: Ah, boo yourself!
When ancient man screamed and beat on the ground with sticks, they called it WITCHCRAFT.
When modern man does the same thing, they call it GOLF.
Homer : I'm just a technical supervisor who cared too much.
[phone rings]
Moe : Moe's Tavern.
Bart : [on phone] Is Mr. Freely there?
Moe : Who?
Bart : Freely, first initials I.P.
Moe : Hold on, I'll check. Uh, is I.P. Freely here? Hey everybody, I.P. Freely!
[barflies laugh]
Moe : Wait a minute. [talks into the phone again] Listen to me you lousy bum. When I get a hold of you, you're dead. I swear I'm going to slice your heart in half!
[Bart and Lisa laugh]
Homer : You'll get that punk someday, Moe.
Moe : Oh I don't know, he's tough to catch. He keeps changing his name.
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Sweet merciful crap, my car!!!
"Salt cures Everything!"
My YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/user/Nirakolov/videos
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ibBDB2OFr8
Minutus cantorum, minutus balorum,
Minutus carborata descendum pantorum.
"Sorry, force of habit"
PSN/Steam ID: Metalsonic_69
Big bombs go kabang.
captpackrat posted...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ibBDB2OFr8
this might be my favorite moment in the whole show.
http://i.imgur.com/ElACjJD.gifv
"Most of the time, I have a whole lot more sperm inside me than most women do." - adjl
Inside Homer's mind...
Lenny: Dental plan!
Marge: Lisa needs braces!
Lenny: Dental plan!
Marge: Lisa needs braces!
Lenny: Dental plan!
Marge: Lisa needs braces!
When ancient man screamed and beat on the ground with sticks, they called it WITCHCRAFT.
When modern man does the same thing, they call it GOLF.
A part of us all
A part of us all
A. Part. Of us ALL
PSN/Steam ID: Metalsonic_69
Big bombs go kabang.
No one's gay for Moleman :(
https://imgur.com/LabbRyN
raytan and Kana are on opposite ends of the Awesome Spectrum.
Marge : Bart, how could you shock your little sister?
Bart : My finger slipped. [gets shocked by Lisa]
Lisa : So did mine!
[Bart shocks Lisa again, and she retaliates.]
Marge : Bart, Lisa, stop that! [She electrocutes them both, and the five begin shocking each other as Dr. Monroe tries fruitlessly to intervene. Soon, the constant electrocutions cause rolling brownouts across Springfield]
Smithers : Oh boy, someone's really gobbling up the juice, sir.
Mr. Burns : Excellent, excellent! Perhaps this energy conservation fad is as dead as the dodo.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KNWnX4a_fwc
Minutus cantorum, minutus balorum,
Minutus carborata descendum pantorum.
"I have NO SON!"

"Oh great, we came all this way, and it's the wrong guy"

"I didn't mean that literally!"
PSN/Steam ID: Metalsonic_69
Big bombs go kabang.
Krusty the Clown: Next thing you know, you're some schmuck working in a box factory.
Box factory manager: I heard that.
When ancient man screamed and beat on the ground with sticks, they called it WITCHCRAFT.
When modern man does the same thing, they call it GOLF.
Herman : When he leaves the Kwik-E-Mart, we start the saturation bombing. You got the water balloons?
Bart : Two hundred rounds, sir. Is it okay if they say "Happy Birthday" on the side?
Herman : Well, I'd rather they say "Death from Above", but I guess we're stuck.
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Like, y'know, whatever!
PSN/Steam ID: Metalsonic_69
Big bombs go kabang.
Jasper: Talking out of turn, that's a paddlin'. Looking out the window, that's a paddlin'. Staring at my sandals, that's a paddlin'. Paddlin' the school canoe...oh, you better believe that's a paddlin'!
When ancient man screamed and beat on the ground with sticks, they called it WITCHCRAFT.
When modern man does the same thing, they call it GOLF.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BSVms6cT9nk
Minutus cantorum, minutus balorum,
Minutus carborata descendum pantorum.
Bleeding Gums Murphy : My friends call me "Bleeding Gums."
Lisa : Eugh! How'd you get a name like that?
Bleeding Gums : Well, let me put it this way. You ever been to the dentist?
Lisa : Yeah.
Bleeding Gums : Not me. I suppose I should go to one, but I got enough pain in my life as it is.
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Even Lisa?

ESPECIALLY LISA
PSN/Steam ID: Metalsonic_69
Big bombs go kabang.
Angry Dad: This job sure is easy. Now to press this button! *BOOM* Not AGAIN!
Boss: Angry Dad, you're fired. *Angry Dad's head explodes in a mushroom cloud*
When ancient man screamed and beat on the ground with sticks, they called it WITCHCRAFT.
When modern man does the same thing, they call it GOLF.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U1762opld4w
Minutus cantorum, minutus balorum,
Minutus carborata descendum pantorum.
Aurora Borealis? At this time of year, at this time of day, in this part of the country, localized entirely within your kitchen?
Gamertag: Kegfarms, BF code: 2033480226, Treasure Cruise code 318,374,355, Steam: Kegfarms, Switch: SW-1900-5502-7912
Bart : Turkey farm?
Lisa : No.
Bart : Skunks?
Lisa : No.
Bart : Slaughterhouse?
Lisa : No.
Marge : What are you doing back there?
Lisa : We're playing, "What's that odor"?
Bart : Dad's feet?
Homer : Bart!
Lisa : You win, Bart.
Homer : Lisa!
Bart : Are we there yet, Dad?
Homer : I'll tell you when we get there. Go back to your smell game.
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This never would've happened if we'd gone to Macon, GA
PSN/Steam ID: Metalsonic_69
Big bombs go kabang.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Z1Hl67fNt0
That's just prime!
Switch FC: SW-3150-0817-3331 Feel free to send an invite if you want.
"Mr. Simpson, your silence will only incriminate you further."
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WbIY3Iy_nZU
Minutus cantorum, minutus balorum,
Minutus carborata descendum pantorum.
Janey : Will my dog Pepper be there?
Ms. Albright : I'm sorry, but the answer is no.
Janey : Why not?
Ms. Albright : Because Heaven is for people.
Lisa : What about my cat, Snowball?
Ms. Albright : I'm sorry, but the answer is no!
Millhouse : Will there be cavemen in heaven?
Ms. Albright : Certainly not!
Bart : Uh, ma'am. What if you're a really, really good person and you've been in a really, really bad fight and your leg gets gangrene and it has to be amputated? Will it be waiting for you in Heaven?
Ms. Albright : For the last time, Bart, yes!
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Aaaahhhh.... Cobras! ....cobraaas....
PSN/Steam ID: Metalsonic_69
Big bombs go kabang.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_krT7Bl3PiY
Minutus cantorum, minutus balorum,
Minutus carborata descendum pantorum.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KnjEAaLOAg0
Minutus cantorum, minutus balorum,
Minutus carborata descendum pantorum.
Buy me Bonestorm or GO TO HELL
PSN/Steam ID: Metalsonic_69
Big bombs go kabang.
Bart: She likes mine better.
Lisa: Oh yeah? Then how come she's not wearing any of your perfume?
Bart: Oh yeah, Hey mom? Why aren't you wearing any of the perfume?
Marge: Erm, I was saving it... for a special occasion.
Bart: What the hell are you talkin' about? There's gallons of it!
Homer: Bart!
Marge: Well, this day is already so special, that if we made it any more special, we might end up making it less special.
Bart: Ahh, gotcha. Told you she likes mine better.
Lisa: Oh, brother.
Homer: Hold on, hold on now. Your mother hasn't opened my present yet.
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Sometimes I whittles the fu'chure
PSN/Steam ID: Metalsonic_69
Big bombs go kabang.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wwcrMDMShqY
Minutus cantorum, minutus balorum,
Minutus carborata descendum pantorum.
Gabbo: (after Bart turns on the camera) All the kids in Springfield are S.O.B's. (Cut to Kent Brockman, graphic shows Gabbo with caption Gabbo Gaffe)
Kent Brockman: Gabbo's kind of language has no place on or off TV, and that's my two cents. (Graphic of Gabbo fades and disappears) Heh-heh, that ought to hold those S.O.B's. (Graphic of Kent Brockman with caption Brockman In Trouble appears) What the...?
When ancient man screamed and beat on the ground with sticks, they called it WITCHCRAFT.
When modern man does the same thing, they call it GOLF.
Homer : I have something to say to all the sons out there. To all the boys, to all the men, to all of us. It's about women, and how they are not mere objects with curves that make us crazy. No, they are our wives. They are our daughters, our sisters, our grandmas, our aunts, our nieces and nephews. Well, not our nephews. They are our mothers. And you know something, folks? As ridiculous as this sounds, I would rather feel the sweet breath of my beautiful wife on the back of my neck as I sleep than to stuff dollar bills into some stranger's G-string. (Princess Kashmir wipes a tear away) Am I wrong? Or am I right?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zytPiqaYfg0
Minutus cantorum, minutus balorum,
Minutus carborata descendum pantorum.
We put the *slide whistle* in SPRINGFIELD
PSN/Steam ID: Metalsonic_69
Big bombs go kabang.
Homer Simpson sleeps nude in an oxygen tent, which he believes gives him sexual powers!
What would Bligh do?
Bart : So, basically, I met one nice French person.
Lisa : Bart, I have something to say that's gonna bother me if I don't say it: It's good to see you.
Bart : Same here.
Marge : Homer, I'd love a glass of that wine Bart brought us.
Homer [ grunting ]: Sorry,Marge, some wise guy stuck a cork in the bottle.
Bart [in French]: Ah, mon pere, quel bouffon. [My father, what a buffoon.]
Homer : You hear that, Marge? My boy speaks French!
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"One that's made entirely out of syrup"
PSN/Steam ID: Metalsonic_69
Big bombs go kabang.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NV2taZ8-0EI
Minutus cantorum, minutus balorum,
Minutus carborata descendum pantorum.
More quotes fewer clips
PSN/Steam ID: Metalsonic_69
Big bombs go kabang.
Moe : Moe's Tavern.
Bart : Is Oliver there?
Moe : Who?
Bart : Oliver Klozoff.
Moe : Hold on. I'll check. Oliver Klozoff! Call for Oliver Klozoff!
[Bart and Lisa burst out laughing. Marge picks up the phone.]
Moe : Listen, you lousy bum! If I ever get a hold of you, I swear I'll cut your belly open!
Marge : Goodness! Must be a crossed wire.
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