We're doing a sherlock holmes holodeck RP (he's data-as-holmes and im barclay-as-watson) and he put me on a performance improvement plan because I'm not taking detailed-enough notes when we interview my other stuffed animals
My desk cactus, Carl, is always judging me and telling me I should be working more instead of playing on the internet. https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/1/1b3f1259.jpg