This Smart Toilet Will Know You by the Shape of Your Butthole

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Poll of the Day » This Smart Toilet Will Know You by the Shape of Your Butthole
Far-Queue
09/16/2023
07:18 PM
#1
https://www.vice.com/en/article/jge377/stanford-smart-toilet-uses-butthole-for-identification

The future is now
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ArvTheGreat
09/16/2023
07:22 PM
#2
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=U7UBy1usnrg&pp=ygUaQmVhdmlzIGFuZCBidXR0IGhlYWQgbGF1Z2g%3D
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Vampire_Chicken
09/16/2023
07:42 PM
#3
If smart toilets were genuinely smart, they'd get a better job.
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shadowsword87
09/16/2023
08:11 PM
#4
Help my smart toilet talked to my smart fridge and they agree to not let me buy any more snacks.
Nichtcrawler-X
09/16/2023
08:12 PM
#5
Thus there would be a database, containing that information, connected to the internet? I am not sure anyone should be comfortable with that idea...
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Far-Queue
09/16/2023
08:13 PM
#6
I'm perfectly cool with the world knowing the fine details of my butthole
What's better than roses on your piano?
Tulips on your organ.
Far-Queue
09/16/2023
08:14 PM
#7
Warts and all
What's better than roses on your piano?
Tulips on your organ.
BlazeAndBlade
09/16/2023
08:16 PM
#8
unless it's the toilet from look who's talking too

and this is why you should always check toilet's before using them

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speedpunk
09/16/2023
08:21 PM
#9
https://youtu.be/QecplAPd-K4?si=_Me6CJlyzShjH9kD
He/Him
Metalsonic66
09/16/2023
08:24 PM
#10
Super Toilet

"So... much... clogging!"
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SilentSeph
09/16/2023
10:20 PM
#11
Why do we have wikifeet but not wikibutthole
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Lokarin
09/16/2023
10:34 PM
#12
SilentSeph posted...
Why do we have wikifeet but not wikibutthole

cuz identity theft... you don't want people to poop like a celebrity, ya?
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OhhhJa
09/17/2023
12:08 AM
#13
Buttholes are like dental records. Completely unique to the individual
Shrek
09/17/2023
12:54 AM
#14
Far-Queue posted...
I'm perfectly cool with the world knowing the fine details of my butthole
same

it's already on the internet anyways
if i wasn't important then why would you waste all your poison
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Amuseum
09/17/2023
01:29 AM
#16
Sulugnaz posted...
This is how Skynet decides to eradicate humanity.

One butthole at a time...
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keyblader1985
09/17/2023
01:43 AM
#17
Not after I'm done with you
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ParanoidObsessive
09/17/2023
04:00 AM
#18
Vampire_Chicken posted...
If smart toilets were genuinely smart, they'd get a better job.

Maybe that's their fetish. Stop kink-shaming.
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LinkPizza
09/17/2023
06:12 AM
#19
Haha. Weird toilet

Anyway, I will be avoiding those
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papercup
09/17/2023
08:23 AM
#20
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DJklHwoYgBQ
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Far-Queue
09/17/2023
08:39 AM
#21
lmao
What's better than roses on your piano?
Tulips on your organ.
captpackrat
09/17/2023
09:00 AM
#22
speedpunk posted...
https://youtu.be/QecplAPd-K4?si=_Me6CJlyzShjH9kD
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Nade_Duck
09/17/2023
09:06 AM
#23
what non-evil purpose does a toilet need to identify me for
http://i.imgur.com/ElACjJD.gifv
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captpackrat
09/17/2023
09:09 AM
#24
Nade_Duck posted...
what non-evil purpose does a toilet need to identify me for
It could monitor your bowel habits and warn you if something changes, which could be a sign of cancer or other disease.
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Nade_Duck
09/17/2023
09:13 AM
#25
captpackrat posted...
cancer
see? evil. i don't trust it.
http://i.imgur.com/ElACjJD.gifv
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adjl
09/18/2023
12:42 PM
#26
This does have quite a bit of value from a health perspective, but I can't help but be quite concerned about the idea of automatically saving butthole pictures to a cloud service.
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ParanoidObsessive
09/18/2023
02:58 PM
#28
Sulugnaz posted...
It doesnt need to keep track of my asshole to tell me blood is a bad sign.

It might help if it's calibrated to tell if you're bleeding bright red blood out of an anal fissure or hemorrhoid (which isn't really a major concern), or dark thick red blood from something internal (which is usually very, very bad).

Also, I feel like this may be the worst single sentence I've ever written and posted on GameFAQs.
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adjl
09/18/2023
03:01 PM
#29
ParanoidObsessive posted...
It might help if it's calibrated to tell if you're bleeding bright red blood out of an anal fissure or hemorrhoid (which isn't really a major concern), or dark thick red blood from something internal (which is usually very, very bad).

Also, I feel like this may be the worst single sentence I've ever written and posted on GameFAQs.

There's also a good chance that it's going to be significantly more sensitive to blood than a naked eye looking into a toilet bowl would be.
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teddy241
09/18/2023
03:03 PM
#30
Dope i bet eventually itll take pictures and scans and alert you on the quality of your stool which can help detect gastro issues like pancreas, liver, colon cancer bile etc
Metalsonic66
09/18/2023
04:44 PM
#31
Can I have it auto-send a pic of my BM to my brother every time?
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SinisterSlay
09/18/2023
05:04 PM
#33
Great, one taco Tuesday and your toilet starts thinking you have cancer.
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SoreChasm
09/18/2023
05:25 PM
#34
https://youtu.be/DJklHwoYgBQ?si=ZzOm_IVexKesWFI8
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JOExHIGASHI
09/18/2023
06:10 PM
#35
why does it need to know it's me?
In the long run we are all dead
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JOExHIGASHI
09/18/2023
06:37 PM
#37
Sulugnaz posted...
Because your butt hole is magical.
what powers does it have?
In the long run we are all dead
adjl
09/18/2023
06:40 PM
#38
JOExHIGASHI posted...
why does it need to know it's me?

To compare your results to your previous poops.
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potdnewb
09/18/2023
06:40 PM
#39
this is the official song for the toilet
https://youtu.be/5_1KHj87XrQ?si=55gvZCygWf3T9bt_
ParanoidObsessive
09/18/2023
06:43 PM
#40
SinisterSlay posted...
Great, one taco Tuesday and your toilet starts thinking you have cancer.

And then you're checking your texts on your phone:

Toilet: Taco Bell again? Seriously?

Toilet: We've talked about this.

Toilet: Stop ignoring me.

Toilet: Don't make me shoot up 400 psi of water your sphincter, you bastard.
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JOExHIGASHI
09/18/2023
06:55 PM
#41
adjl posted...
To compare your results to your previous poops.
It'd be kinda cool to beat my high score
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angeleyes94
09/19/2023
03:13 AM
#43
It's yyyyyyyuge
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SunWuKung420
09/19/2023
01:03 PM
#44
Stings new hit single, "The Shape of Your Shart".
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joemodda
09/19/2023
02:43 PM
#45
I ain't falling for this trick again
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Yellow
09/19/2023
02:56 PM
#46
I'm glad to see this is just a joke from researchers for the most part
adjl
09/19/2023
04:21 PM
#47
The fact that they also mentioned fingerprint scanning on the flush lever does make the whole buttprinting thing kind of silly. It'd be even easier to just have buttons for the various profiles it can store, or possibly integrate with an app (which it would probably do anyway to deliver your results) and identify the user when their phone came into pooping range.
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argonautweakend
09/19/2023
06:16 PM
#48
...And you will know us by the shape of butthole
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ParanoidObsessive
09/19/2023
11:54 PM
#50
argonautweakend posted...
...And you will know us by the shape of butthole

Was waiting for someone to make this reference. Kind of surprised it took so long.
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