Have you ever been fired?

Poll of the Day

Two and a half times.

First from a Target distribution warehouse. Deserved it. I was young and just goofed off all day.

Second from a lumberyard. Deserved it. Another employee and I got into an argument, he threatened to shoot me, so I spit on him thinking it would provoke him to fight, but he just ran and told a manager that I spit on him.

The third half time I got hired to stock shelves at a Target. This was across the country from the warehouse job. Well, I got hired just fine, but HR kept asking if I ever worked for Target in Colorado, which I denied, but I knew it was only a matter of time before they pieced it together and fired me, so I just stopped going to work.
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