"Aurora borealis? In this part of the country, at this time of day, located entirely in your kitchen?"
"Yes!"
"May I see it?"
"...No."
Although I guess that was the only great short story in that episode. Homer's Enemy gets my vote.
"Look man, no matter how much you kiss up to me, I'm not gonna indulge in your fetish" - DorkLink, the best poster on GameFAQs