Some would say that I am a simple man. That I live life one day at a time, looking only at what's in front of me, and dealing with issues as they arise. Others would say I am a mastermind, prepared for almost any situation, and able to come up with a new plan in seconds if a situation I didn't foresee arises. Yet the truth is. I am neither of these things. I am no simple man, yet nor am I a mastermind. I am a man who wants to [redacted] a dog in [redacted].
ur gonna get me suspended one of these days when I accidentally post your BS I SWEAR TO GOD
I was gonna paste the entire lyrics to Fuck A Dog here but it's *just* over the length limit. boo. boo Harpie. boo.
Thank god. Establishing a length limit for Confessionary was the best change I've ever made
Oof. that John Stamos one wasn't me. You've got two people who wanna [redacted] a dog in the [redacted] now.
YOU GUYS NEED TO CHILL
JUST FOR A DAY
PLEASE
CHILL
Remember when you were making out with your first boyfriend and he [redacted] right as you touched his leg? It was me, Harpie. I [redacted] him off at super-speed so it seemed like he nutted at just a woman's touch!
:0
it all makes sense now.. no wonder he always insta came! It wasn't him- it was YOU
I wanna take Aeriis to ...............................................a nice restaurant
Hey
@Aeriis
where are ya'll going for good food?